This scurrilous nonsense was, apparently, found stuck to the door of some church in Germany …
Martin L. (the Augustinian Brother who could Do No Other)
A Diet of Worms caused constipation
till his guts experienced Reformation.
He objected to indulgences but still grew stout;
shacked up with a nun, chucked celibacy out;
wrote hot hit hymns, and cool translations
and tied himself in knots over consubstantiation.
His views on Jews can’t be overcome:
he had 95 theses: but tolerance definitely wasn’t one.